Is your workers' day really working?
Also: CareerBuddy has some dollars for 9-5 workers in this community.. Shhh 🤫 don't loud it
Reisty is building an all-in-one restaurant management software that enhances guest experience, connects restaurants to diners, and streamlines operations.
Hello Buddy,
I know I know. You should not be hearing from me today but what kind of buddy will I be if I don’t pop in to wish my fave A Happy Workers’ Day?
Plus, my CEO said he has some dollars for some members of this community just to mark this special day.
I’ll tell you how you can get your dollars in a bit.
But quick one? If you’ve been with us for a while now, you’d know, on Workers’ Day, we PRAY!
So, kindly take your praying position as we pray 🙏🏿
Dear Buddy,
May you find a free keg of fuel on the floor today.
May all the ‘‘good job’’ you get at work be converted to a raise.
May the KPIs you’re chasing not run faster than you o.
May you always have the perfect excuse to leave work early or call in sick.
May your internet connection be faster than your boss's ability to assign new tasks.
May your work deadlines be as flexible as your yoga instructor.
May your salary be as satisfying as finding money in your pocket you forgot about.
May your job search lead you to opportunities where you never have to write a cover letter again.
May you never have to apply for jobs with ‘‘competitive salary’’
May you never have to attend a job interview with a panel of 10 people.
May your LinkedIn job applications always lead to interviews and job offers.
May you never have to deal with ghosting from recruiters.
May your office crush finally notice you.
May your office Wi-Fi be blessed with speed and reliability.
May you find the serenity to accept the things you cannot change, like Mondays, and the strength to survive them with your sanity intact
May your family members and chickens in your environment keep mute whenever you’re on a Zoom call.
May your boss never send an urgent email right before you're about to leave for the day.
May your coworkers' sense of humor always align with yours, and may you never have to endure awkward jokes that fall flat.
May your post-work plans always involve relaxation and not emergency calls from the office.
May your coworkers always respect your boundaries, and may you never have to deal with nosy or intrusive colleagues trying to "poke nose."
And finally, may you never have to work on Workers’ Day o
Happy Workers’ Day, Buddy ❤️
Please try to rest today and catch up on previous CareerBuddy newsletters if you ever get bored.
Oh, the dollars?
So after all these powerful prayers I prayed for you, you still want to collect dollars?
Na wa for you o! What’s that thing they say about prayers being worth more than a million dollars?
Love you, too! 😂😂😂
Today is workers’ day but this my boss is refusing to give us the day off!
IN PARTNERSHIP WITH
Reisty
..I am so mad, but I have two options. Spend the company card or rebel?
Rebelling would mean losing my job sha and I can't do that. I will spend the company card.
Just booked a seat at the goodlife for me and my work bestie on the Reisty app. I'll gist you all about my experience.
Oh, Reisty also selected me to be the next reistar, so sine out today, dine out next week.
Love me this soft lifeeee.
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